Shiny K-Pop slash fiction. Sometimes also includes shiny K-women.
"I would be a horrible teacher. He would say something wrong, I'd give him chair sex. We'd get nowhere." -jaded_skys on the difficulty of teaching Hangeng English
"Oh holy Shiwbrows, forgive me for I have sinned. I have taken the Lord's name in vain and seek absolution. Please, oh mighty Shibrows, send your Prophet, the keeper of the Brows, to punish me thoroughly. Let there be spanking and vanilla bondage as it pleases you and your glory. And let not my sins be forgiven until I have suffered the wrath of the bendy Chinamen and their dirty talking. Only then, Brow of Brows, will I again be pure enough to macro your mightiness. Amen." -hyperballad's prayer to the Almighty Shibrows
"Wank cannot be dispersed evenly. it is like a blobby monster that is only powerful in full blob form." -The First Law of Wankodynamics as formulated by hoyah
"LITTLE RICE CAKE DANCING LIKE. LIKE. NOT A LITTLE RICE CAKE." -meiface on Henry's disturbing ability to simultaneously have a mochi-face and dance like sex